Good News! The Point System of Strange and Suspect Turmoil (PSSST) is here!
Here are your point totals, in no particular order, except for the fact that they are from biggest to smallest, and I probably like the people at the top more. OR DO I*?
**
AJ: 352
Whitey: 314
Jo: 255
Meeks: 217
Brewer: 198
Rossy: 105
Doug: 91
Brando: 89
Leighton: 84
Bucket: 13
AP: 10
Billings: 8
Some random conspiracy theorist: 8
Random guy who pointed out the crap intregrity of my company's server: 3
Computer repair guy: 2
Blog Spammer (Lumber Version): -126
So, clearly, some of you have some work to do. I'm going to keep better track from now on***, so you'd better bring your "A" game to this blog. Go big or go home. Give %110. Take it one game at a time. Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Spare the rod and spoil the child. And so on.
* I do****.
** Disclaimer: Point totals may or may not have arbitrarily been assigned by reading barcode labels off of cans I found in my cupboard.
*** This means when I'm bored I'll read serial numbers off of money and make up new totals.
**** OR DO I?
posted by Hooper @ 7:00 p.m.
18 Comments:
"Random guy who pointed out the crap intregrity of my company's server: 3"
i should get more than that...i should get @least +10 more for owning you in bball that nite i came to first and played...o wait...maybe that would be -10...nevermind
Ok, the free knitting pattern blog spam is sorta funny.
The one concerning Rash Guards and Making Out is disturbing. Who the heck goes to websites for "great FREE kissing tips and tricks"? For the love, just use the back of your hand like everyone else, it's not quantum mechanics.
Shane - I had no clue that was you. Oh. +10 points for having the huevos to boldly identify yourself. -10 points for the brashness of your comments. I know, it seems a paradoxical system, but that't the way it is. OR IS IT?
Like a fine wine, good cheese, or a particularly rancid fart this point system has been aged to perfection. Definitly worth the wait. Or was it?
(i think it was)
geoff, you definately get an "A" for asterick usage made fun.
holy cow, top 5...I didn't even see that coming! In fact, I didn't even know there was a competition? Or maybe I DID know it...
I got royally screwed yet once again. Two words. Perry's 360 move.
There was kind of a prequisite of actually POSTING on my blog in order to receive points. However, now that you have and have mentioned the number one manouver in all of sport (and therein given me the chance to use the word "manouver")...
Kirk: 76
p.s. this is random, but i had a guarana drink the other day and Da da da DAH: it didn't change my life. I think guarana is over-rated.
Wow, I did pretty good considering I've only posted on your blog like three times, and all of those times I didn't really have anything really helpful to say. Or maybe you get points other ways that I don't realize? I probably shouldn't be pointing this out since you have the power to take points away.
This is a great blog! I am so glad that I stopped in for a visit, I hope you don't mind. Now that I've come here, why don't you check out mine: bedwettinghelp.com. There are some great tips that I am sure you will find useful.
B.S.
Brando: 189
That was freaking HILARIOUS.
i'm pretty bummed out right about now. i think i should visit brando's site before bed tonight, just in case my devastation changes its liquid form from tears to urine and relocates from tear ducts to bladder.
AP, you are only so low because your posting frequency is abysmal. And because this is all random. And because I have to enter morale-boosting posts for everyone who scored low.
tonight, i post again.*
*while reading this post, stick this asterisk where asterisks are meant to be stuck.
Geoff,
I am glad to see that you have properly put me in the same group as the random conspiacry theorist...you know me so well!!
although i am dissappointed that brando passed me for being a bedwetter, it does bring me joy to know that i am still ahead of kirk... and hey, will there be ball at 1st on the 21st??? i may be in town that monday... but for 1,000,000 points i will let you win and elbow me in the face a couple of times...
Can't imagine why there wouldn't be ball on the 21st, Scottie. It's really good ball now, nice guys, but good players, too.
May i be the first person to wich you a Merry Christmas, a happy new year, A happy hanucka, a joyeus noel, a super quanza, a lovely winter solstice, a beautiful boxing day, and to cover my bases, a wondrous holiday season. Now... I deserve some points... or do I?
Rossy
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